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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say when he became an octogenarian? Aye matey."
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"The Past Present and Future... The Past Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense."
"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? raw raw raw raw raw"
"What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !"
"Me: ""I came to Twitter to be creative and express myself."" Twitter: lol, you said ""came""."
"Jesus??? Nah, Vishnu is my copilot...he's got like 4 arms."
"What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract? *No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*"
"I should call you Dr. Cause you just got a PhD in gettin schooled."
"How are women and cigarettes similar? The taste changes as you get closer to the butt."
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really *do* taste like chicken!"