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Joke of the Day

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really *do* taste like chicken!"

"What do you call a group of lesbians from Pittsburgh? Lesbiyinz."

"Blind People: at your next barbecue hold an ear of corn up and yell ""WHO WROTE THIS SHIT?"" (non-blind people: please read this to blinds)"

"Why does Voldemort always sit in the nosebleed section at events? So he'll finally have the chance to get a bloody nose."

"""This is wrong on sooo many levels"" I say to my victims as I rob them at gun point on elevators."

"OC: after talking with my buddy, I thought of this. how do you know if some does crossfit? They''ll tell you."

"I think that limiting the nuggeting of animals to only chicken was a mistake."

"Someone called me lazy today, I almost replied"

"Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her? Because she's Transparent."

"You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower."