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Joke of the Day
"How are women and cigarettes similar? The taste changes as you get closer to the butt."
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"Mom told meh to not waist my food She said we were gonna have to 'tighten our belts' around here."
"There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"If someone tells you they don't like some particular word, do not torment them with it. To do so is totally moist."
"A little kid's in school taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says ""What are you doing?"" He says ""Checking my answers."""
"It turns out vaccines cause cancer. You'll actually live long enough to get it."
"Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too"
"""When I call your name say 'omnipresent.'"" - teacher to class full of Gods"
"A Roman guy walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers please!"""
"I NEED JOKES ABOUT TREES Don't ask questions, I just really need non-offensive tree jokes and fast! Thank you for your help!!!"