115578

Joke of the Day

"How can you tell the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care"

Next Joke
 
"3 1/2 Inches is the avg size a woman needs to be happy. MasterCard, Visa, American Express, ect..."
"Not picking up the phone is some of the most fun you can have with a phone."
"A butcher married a baker and had a kid who grew up to be what? Fat."
"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaayy!"
"""Deodorant?"" - Foreigners"
"I don't see the issue with microcephaly. Personally, I love a little head."
"Dad rocks,son shocked! Son - ""Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?"" Dad - ""Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential."""
"9/11 victims are the fastest readers. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds!"
"Knock Knock... What's the best ""Knock Knock"" Joke?"