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Joke of the Day
"Not picking up the phone is some of the most fun you can have with a phone."
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"""Welcome to the jungle"" Thanks. ""We've got fun and games"" Cool. ""You're in the jungle"" We've established this ""You're gonna die!"" Wait what?"
"Beware of Advice from Successful People They don't want company."
"I want to hire a Chipotle employee to tuck me in at night."
"How many anesthesiologists does it... take... to... ... change... ... a... ... ... ... ..."
"[Leaving ballgame] Officer: have you been drinking? Me: Yes, but I assure you officer I can't afford to get drunk there."
"Men Are Like ..."
"Two deer walk out of a bar... One deer says to the other, ""man I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken."
"Grammar is important. It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."