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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge? Martin Loofah King"
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"My grandpa told me that ""your generation relies too much on technology."" I responded with, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."
"Chewbacca started a website that exposed all the secrets of the Empire, it's called Wookieeleaks."
"ME: I play for the Philadelphia Eagles. HER: What position do u play? ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever."
"""Huh?"" - Wonder Woman"
"God: Noah, I need an ark. Noah: Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter? God: Uh [huge grin] cos I'm banging his wife? [raises hand] up top?"
"I'm trying to get in shape and be more politically correct. I rehydrate with LGBTQtorade"
"The word 'twice' is so good they named it 'Twice'."
"NURSE: I promise. It's ok. You can come in. MAILMAN (trembling): are..are you sure DR DOG: *locked in his office just going freakin nuts*"
"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak? Cuatro sinko"