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Joke of the Day

"I don't see the issue with microcephaly. Personally, I love a little head."

"what do you call a rodent that smokes weed? A Hemp-ster"

"What do you call a whirlpool in a church? Holy water!"

"I am not racist ... My shadow is black."

"(guy glaring at me because he wants to use the stationary bike) *adds 72 hours to cardio workout*"

"The police and a hole. There is a sinkhole in the street and the police are looking into it. Oh yeah, Jerry fell in from looking to closely."

"What's the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes, the other decomposes..."

"What does a drama student do while stuck in math class? She Cos(plays)"

"What do women and pennies have in common? They ain't worth shit"

"My fiance said the funniest thing out of context today. Lewis and Clark were so starved on their exploration, Sacajawea had a hard time understanding why they didn't eat Seaman."