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Joke of the Day
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"Nothing warms my heart... ...quite like spontaneous combustion"
"Which cheese is made backwards? Edam."
"I have no idea what Steampunk is except that it must be healthier than Fried Punk."
"A wavy guitarist has a low self esteem He just wanted to B-flat"
"Dear Santa , before I try to explain, just how much do you already know?"
"I hope people think my toddler has a slight English accent bc we're so cultured and not bc she's basically been raised by Peppa Pig"
"What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid? An OxyMoron!"
"How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd."
"Missing LSD tablets Hey Gran, you haven't seen my tablets, they're labelled LSD. Gran: Fuck your tablets, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen!"