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"What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaayy!"
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"You should never use the word ""nutsacky"" when describing how a newborn baby feels."
"I asked my girlfriend if looks and money were important to her when choosing a boyfriend... she said ""Clearly not."" :-("
"Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him? Incase he got a hole in one!"
"Today, my son asked me why girls always pee sitting down I told him it's because they're lazy Not necessarily a joke but kinda funny nonetheless."
"""WHERE ARE ALL MY PITCHES AT!?!?!?!?"" -upset marketing executive"
"i love working at the post office at the north pole and ripping up white children's letters to santa claus"
"What's the similarities between a priest and McDonalds? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."
"I get to my doctor appointments 45 minutes late so I can get there on time."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any pixar movie in his collection except one. He's never gonna give you Up."