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Joke of the Day

"""Helga tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?"" ""Because they're stupid"" said her friend."

"Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'"

"My black friend was told he couldn't run in the boston marathon Bunch of racists."

"What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year? Breakfast."

"The greatest trick the devil ever played is emailing you & then sending an ""out of office"" notification when you reply like 30 seconds later"

"What did Holly Holm say to Ronda Rousey's date to the Marine Corps Ball? I hit that."

"I picked up an upside down bag of candy and ate it all in one go. I just love W&W's."

"I gave my son some masturbation advice. ""Slow the fuck down, you're going to rip my cock off."" I told him."

"[millipede preschool] head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes..."

"How can you tell the sex of an ant? Throw it into a pool. If it sinks, it is a girl ant. If it floats, then it is a ""BUOYANT""."