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Joke of the Day

"""Helga tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?"" ""Because they're stupid"" said her friend."

"""What did you do today, mommy?"" ""I invented names, like 'Grand Theft Anal' and 'Mortal Cumbath"" on Twitter, and you?"""

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mother"

"How does Snoop Dogg get revenge? Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies."

"im a fruad. i wear the wrangler jeans despite never having wrangled a single goddamn thing in my life"

"What's squawky, worn out, and falls from foot easily? An old shoe... ...and Ronda Rousey"

"[Duck support group] ""After i lost Barbara I was doing bread 5, maybe 6 times a day"" *the other ducks nod sympathetically*"

"Would you go into the woods? -Tiger Wood"

"I bet Jane didn't know Tarzan swings both ways."

"Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !"