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Joke of the Day
"My father's sister is obsessed with killing germs, we call her Auntie Bacterial."
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"DROWNING LAWYER Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water."
"What's a storm trooper's favorite date? March 4th"
"Pickle bread How do you make pickle bread? You use dill dough."
"So I went to a zoo today... But it only had one small dog. It was a shih tzu."
"You can't say America isn't inclusive and progressive The Current president is a black man and latest election was between a female and a mentally handicapped person."
"What do neutrinos and I have in common. We are both constantly penetrating your mom."
"Magicians in The Future ""I need a volunteer. Hmm... Yes, you! The attack helicopter in the red shirt!"""
"How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 6 Step 8,9,11"
"So my friend told me... So my friend told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a watermelon at him."