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Joke of the Day
"I picked up an upside down bag of candy and ate it all in one go. I just love W&W's."
Next Joke
"An ugly foul smelling creature walks into a bar and the bartender says ""You should be at the dump!"" The creature shakes its head. ""Nah, they don't want a redditor either."""
"What's the difference between the worst sex you ever had, and the best sex you ever had? Doesn't matter; Had sex "
"Just donated my body to science. I'm your problem now, science. And I could use some pizza and beer."
"What did the Japanese man say to the hooker? You might feel a tiny prick."
"Everyone knows Robin but not a lot of people know Batman's other sidekicks: Stealin, Burglin, Thievin"
"I went on a date last night!nIt went really well...up until the moment the couple realized I was following them & promptly called the cops."
"Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? Because Somalia doesn't have an education system"
"Dang girl, I want to treat you like my big toe... ...and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house. (sorry if its been submitted before)"
"What kind of goat did Houdini have? A scapegoat."