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Joke of the Day
"What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year? Breakfast."
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"When is the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-Hurty"
"What's worse than nine eleven? 311"
"I just saw a pizza delivery guy get in a terrible accident. I feel so bad. Someone's just sitting around, wondering where their pizza is."
"Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make up everything"
"I wasn't there when you told me not to stay."
"[throws dirty diaper away] - OMG WHAT R U DOING?! - it's gross im not touching that - GET THE BABY OUT OF THE TRASH & CHANGE IT! - ugh, fine"
"What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled. ( )"
"""Would you just look at all this bullshit?!"" - enthusiastic fertilizer suppliers"
"I had so much sex... and I was so sexually drained, you could say I was fucking retarded."