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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell the sex of an ant? Throw it into a pool. If it sinks, it is a girl ant. If it floats, then it is a ""BUOYANT""."

"*on time travel bus* oh you're going back to kill hitler? uh yeah totally, me too *pulls jacket over spice girls world tour '98 t shirt*"

"If two lawyers were drowning and you could only save one of them would you read the paper or go to lunch?"

"It's never your successful friends posting inspirational quotes on Facebook."

"Started a pillow fight with my boyfriend, but I forgot that's where I hide my Oreos."

"Late Night Murder What did the killer say after murdering the talk show host? ""Badam Tish"""

"What did the coach say to his star player after he pissed his pants? Hey man urine"

"Russian women must be horny... Even their president's name is PUT IN."

"Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist? A park bench can support a family of four."

"What did Jesus become after they nailed him to the cross? Holey."