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Joke of the Day
"I don't always talk to West Point graduates... ...but when I do, I ask for a side of fries."
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"What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun? Not cool."
"St. Bernards are dogs living in the Swiss Alps who search for lost travellers, skiers and mountaineers. That's how they survive the winters."
"What do Eskimos and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal!"
"My husband's new prescription glasses is not working He still can't see things my way. ^Credits ^to ^the ^original ^twitter ^post."
"The creator of auto-correct died recently May he restraunt in peice"
"So I was having sex with a girl from work... She wasn't really into it, and then to make matters worse my boss walked in on us. Long story short, I lost my job at the morgue."
"How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her."
"Muslims in the U.S.A [Removed]"
"I lose my white friends in the snow and I lose my Asian friends in the sand. Where do I lose my Arab friends? I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter."