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Joke of the Day
"Muslims in the U.S.A [Removed]"
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"Where do literal dogs live? On the roof."
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"A woman walks into a bar... And the bartender says, ""What'll it be, love?"" The woman replies, ""I'll take a double entendre."" So he gave it to her."
"A guy walks into a Kinkos and asks, ""Do you have any colored printers?"" To which the clerk responds, ""It's 2016 man. You can use any printer you want."""
"It takes me about 25 minutes to pack a suitcase, but I still always block out 4 hours for it."
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"Promoting religious concepts is a sin"