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Joke of the Day

"My husband's new prescription glasses is not working He still can't see things my way. ^Credits ^to ^the ^original ^twitter ^post."

"A gentler Tarantino movie where the two tough hoods argue about whether Peter Gabriel or Phil Collins was a better lead singer in Genesis."

"My girlfriend said, ""Hey, want to hear a dirty joke..."" I expected her to say ""a white horse in mud"", but she surprised me with ""your dick after we do anal""."

"Why do high school girls always travel in odd numbers? Because they can't evennn..."

"Being a parent is the most rewarding job in the world. Unless you have a job where the reward is, for example, getting paid."

"Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado? One way or the other someone is losing a trailer."

"A man runs into a bar... ...Of steel. He ends up breaking one of his ribs."

"The two FIFA World Cup 2014 songs are Ole Ola & La La La. Our linguistic evolution as humans never ceases to amaze me."

"The only time my wife will ever scream ""Deeper, deeper!""... Is when they are lowering my casket into the ground."

"What do you call fake German currency? Question marks"