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Joke of the Day

"My husband's new prescription glasses is not working He still can't see things my way. ^Credits ^to ^the ^original ^twitter ^post."

"My ex-wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER!"

"If these seasonal allergies don't kill me, that person I just sneezed all over probably will."

"Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter? Because it's a mini soda."

"I want to debate! Someone disagree with me! No."

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."

"What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten? Pre-KKK"

"Did you hear about the plane crash in Poland? It was a Cessna 2 seater, crashed into a graveyard, the body count is up to 453 and they are still finding more."

"My girlfriend left me today because I have developed a pasta touching fetish. I've been feeling Canneloni ever since. :'("

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