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Joke of the Day
"The creator of auto-correct died recently May he restraunt in peice"
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"I've invented a new sex position: the 114 I was 69ing with this girl wen her husband came home and shoved a 45 up my ass"
"So Charles Manson is getting married... Yeah, I thought life imprisonment was a big enough punishment already."
"He died doing what he loved: being alive"
"What do you call a car that eats other cars? A carnivore."
"Did you hear about the new viagra eye drops? They just make you look hard."
"You lost your phone when its' on silent? well too bad! If you liked it, you should have put a RING on it."
"Fred Flintstone only gets haircuts in the UAE... It's the only place he can get an Abu Dhabi Do!"
"What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment? There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable."
"What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car? My car can make it to 50."