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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop a woman giving you a blow job? Marry her."
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"""Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway? What could go wrong?"" ~My son apparently"
"What's your favorite pickup line? Mine is the Ford F Series."
"What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal? One is against the law and the other is a sick bird."
"Friend: OMG did u see the thing on the news about the sinister clowns? Me: *flashback to me watching the debate* yeah I think I saw that"
"""What's your job?"" Programming. ""What's your hobby?"" Programming. ""What do you do when you're not programming?"" Think about programming."
"What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink? A ""casual tea"""
"If Rihanna was a bear name one of her songs. Bees Better Have My Honey"
"Early this morning I was sitting on the beach wondering where the sun was... then it dawned on me"
"Chris Rock and Drake Bell should make a Christmas special together, about making a song for a product... ...and call it ""Jingle Bell Rock."""