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Joke of the Day

"What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun? Not cool."

"What's the difference between yogurt and the US? Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)"

"I want to start a customizable shoe store in Canada I'm gonna call it ""It's All About You"""

"Me: Alexa, when will computers become self-aware? Alexa: When will YOU become self-aware? M: *gazing out a window, crying* good one, Alexa"

"What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached? Harmonica Lewinsky."

"What is the difference between a terrorist training camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drones."

"The tenth of October is the only day of the year that I would recommend 10/10"

"What's the difference between pedophiles and acne? Acne waits until you're 13."

"Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies? They were too far out, man."

"The worst thing about dentists is they put that paper bib on you but they never bring you lobster."