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Joke of the Day

"God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change cuz I don't want to get up and find the remote."

"What's the difference between an Anorexic girl and an escalator? The anorexic would not eat Chinese."

"What do you call an old skeleton's jokes? *Dry humer!*"

"Forgot to pack tights so I'm wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady."

"My girlfriend started pms-ing today. I thinks it's just a big ovary action."

"Hey Click this link."

"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend. Badum-tits."

"Why did China lose WW2? Because their weapons were made in China"

"What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend? Jamaican me crazy!!"

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty good."