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Joke of the Day

"This is the best day of my life! ""Why?"" I just got 1000 comment karma! ""I don't get it, what's the joke?"" My life, my life is the joke."

"How can you tell if a pedophile is happy? He has a peda-smile."

"This hating of people breastfeeding in public should really stop. I can raise my cat any way I want to."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass"

"Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine? To cover up his bald spot."

"For someone with a penis, wearing skinny jeans is a lot like living in a cheap mansion... There's no ballroom."

"Who is the biggest prostitute alive? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents she'll swallow balls until she dies."

"Cool prank: lead 50 pugs to the top of a waterslide & send them down 1 by 1 as the parents waiting at the bottom get increasingly confused"

"Any time I see a pic of Princess Leia's hair I get a craving for a cinnabon"

"My mom took my phone when I wasn't paying attention She said ""honey have you been watching porn?"" ""N-no mom why would you say that?"" I asked petrified. ""Because your search history is blank""."