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Joke of the Day
"Why do Jews have big noses? Why not? Air is free anyway!"
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"""Food expiration dates are lies. It's all about control."" My knife breaks as I cut into a plate of milk. ""I'm saving this for later."""
"I was in a band.. called ""Missing Cat"". You might have seen our posters."
"What do you call a president crossing the road? A presidestrian"
"I went to the supermarket dressed as a classical composer... Somebody asked me what I was Chopin for."
"What does an iPhone 7 and The Titanic have in common? The end has no Jack."
"*goes on job interview* -You come very highly recommended. -Why thank you, I always try to be as stoned as possible before I come to work."
"At the Karma Cafe, there is no menu you get what you deserve"
"What's a blind mans favorite car? A cataract"
"okay Mary that guy just smiled at you play it cool oh my god he's coming over here play it cool play it cool HI THERE I'M WEARING TWO BRAS"