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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine? To cover up his bald spot."

"What is the most popular ethnic snack among Programmers? NaN"

"I was lucky enough to meet and have an excellent conversation with the worlds leading brain surgeon. Best cab ride ever."

"I want a textbook wedding. One that costs way too much and is of no use to me later in life."

"What's the same between Brussel sprouts and anal sex? If you enjoy it as as an adult you hated it as a kid"

"My signature move is asking a co-worker wearing a suit on dress down Fridays, ""how did the job interview go?"" in front of everyone."

"I bought some artwork at GenCon, but I'm pretty sure I got ripped off. I swear they're all a bunch of con artists."

"If Trump played Pokemon Go He'd probably catch'em all and transfer them away."

"*Sleeping Beauty gives rotten apple to Obama* *Obama faints* Only a kiss from his one true love will save him *Biden takes out lipstick*"

"I'm not racist because it's a crime. And crime is for black people."