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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine? To cover up his bald spot."
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"*Buys bat for home security *it flies away Being dumb is hard."
"""Friends are a dime a dozen."" *pulls out a sack full of dimes* ""Sweet, I'll take 32 dozen friends please."""
"MISSING: 5 year old LAST SEEN: Moments after I said, ""Bath time."" DESCRIPTION: Naked, sporting 20-23 Spider-Man band-aids"
"I've seen a lot of great photos of babies in my life, so if you want my like on Facebook you better bring it."
"What kind of back problem did the terrorist have? Scoli-isis"
"Don't believe cartoons. No matter how hard you throw a toilet plunger, it won't actually stick to someone's face."
"The only reason Indian mothers don't shop online is coz they cant bargain there"
"Two Indian junkies accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine. Both are in hospital...one's in a korma.. The other's got a dodgy tikka!"
"Not saying I deserve a gold medal in parenting, but it's 4:47 PM and my 4yo just yelled ""FINE THEN, I'M GOING TO BED!"" So you be the judge."