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Joke of the Day
"Any time I see a pic of Princess Leia's hair I get a craving for a cinnabon"
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"After what happened to Lance Armstrong I'm kinda worried they are gonna come after my bowling trophies"
"Your make-up application says ""I failed Clown College""."
"What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car? Hood orient"
"My smart phone has a lot of capabilities, but none as valuable as being able to pretend I'm on it when I run into someone I know in public."
"""Ow that dog just nipped at me"" PEE ON IT! ""No man NO STOP THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR EVERYTHING"" I'M HERE FOR YA BUDDY!"
"What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student? An essay."
"Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship? They need space."
"Chuck Norris can squeeze blood from a stone. He must feed his children."
"What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water? Wade"