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Joke of the Day

"Who is the biggest prostitute alive? Mrs. Pacman. For 25 cents she'll swallow balls until she dies."

"What the Ambani brothers said to each other I cannot reliance on the other"

"My friend is majoring in Gender Studies. He's been a broad for the past semester."

"tifu by posting to the wrong subreddit..."

"She got a big booty so I call her Ashley because that's her real name and I don't objectify women."

"She promised to teach me wax on, wax off. Only now my chest is bare, I'm frightened of candles, and pretty sure I still don't know karate."

"*releases helium-filled heart balloon* Me: You're free now Balloon: Ima choke a bird"

"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants."

"Guess what? Chicken Butt"

"Why are all Stormtroopers virgins? Because they don't hit anything."