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Joke of the Day

"snowflakes are like vaginas... each one unique... and I like them on my tongue.."

"What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called? Number Munchers!"

"This sign says it's a non-smoking facility, but it's written in Comic Sans, so I'm thinking of starting."

"Wait just a minute! You're not Jennifer Aniston! Oh, you got me with that avi. Well played. I knew it was to good to be true."

"Oh is it really raining outside? Please post a status update for all of us with no windows."

"Just once, wouldn't it be good to hear an athlete thank Natural Selection for his team's victory?"

"I am not a ride or die chick. I have questions. Where we going? Will there be food? Why do I have to die? Why didn't you like my last pic?.."

"Dating a woman in 5 easy steps: 1. Be attentive 2. Don't be too attentive 3. Show interest 4. Don't show too much interest 5. Seek therapy"

"My friends are taking me to a restaurant called DogHouse ""Is that a Korean place?"""

"GUY 1: Why can't we skip rope without society judging us? GUY 2: What if we occasionally beat the crap out of each other? Boxing is born."