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Joke of the Day
"snowflakes are like vaginas... each one unique... and I like them on my tongue.."
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"Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture."
"Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket? Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)"
"When I heard that my toaster wasn't water resistant... I was shocked!!"
"I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference.... And boy or girl are my arms tired"
"How does a one-legged Chinese man walk? He takes a great leap forward."
"I finally got around to getting a vasectomy the other day... but there hasn't been a vas deferens in my sex life since then."
"The last thing The last thing OJ said to Nicole? your waiter will be right with you."
"I'm going to a birthday party in Charlotte tomorrow... Hopefully the looting isn't over because I forgot to buy a present."
"My deodorant is called ""state's evidence""... Part of the Wetness Protection program."