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Joke of the Day
"The last thing The last thing OJ said to Nicole? your waiter will be right with you."
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"What type of bagel can fly? A plain (plane) bagel!"
"Donald Trump's dream is within his grasp He's about to get fucked by every woman in America"
"Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !"
"Can you eat me out? What are you doing?! I just wanted some of your pot brownie."
"Ironically its exactly 12 steps from my car to the liquor store"
"NSFW Your dick's like Mt. Everest... It's hard to get up."
"Why shouldn't you get stoned and reddit?"
"Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon? Because there are no gaze in the military"
"What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court? Bay leaf get him out if here!"