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Joke of the Day
"My deodorant is called ""state's evidence""... Part of the Wetness Protection program."
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"Reddit is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it."
"Give a man a gun... and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."
"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder disaster."
"My pessimism has never failed me, but I'm sure someday it will."
"[roadtrip] ME: I need a bathroom break FRIEND: no stops for 2 hours, use that Gatorade bottle ME: um...ok...now how am I supposed to wipe?"
"Few things more demoralizing than saying ""excuse me"" to a mannequin."
"Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge? Don't they want to get better?"
"I automatically HATE whoever ""declined to be interviewed for this documentary."""
"What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad? POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!"