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Joke of the Day
"What should a teacher take if he's run down? The number of the car that hit him."
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"[standing at the hospital nursery window with other new parents] ME: this zoo is terrible"
"I've not smoked weed in two year, during that time I've completed sooooo much ...................... drunk"
"I overheard a voyeur couple talk... ... about how they needed to start seeing other peepholes."
"Taco Bell wouldn't be so popular if indoor plumbing didn't exist"
"You had me at ""we've got the place surrounded"""
"Went to the doctor the other day, he told me I had to stop lap-dancing. I asked him why and he said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"Why did the clock phone the ruler? Because desperate times call for desperate measures...."
"If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic."
"What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna? Battleshvitz"