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Joke of the Day
"I just flew in from the gender neutrality conference.... And boy or girl are my arms tired"
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"How much does a truck full of bones weigh? A skeleTon"
"What languages do pigs speak Porktuguese"
"My dad just lost his leg in a motorcycle accident Now his feet only smell half as bad."
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years... I'm going to hell."
"Safe words are for quitters."
"Nice guys finish last. And with me, women don't finish at all."
"what do you call two crows sitting on a fence? attempted murder"
"My parents took away my mood ring . . . . . . I don't know how I feel about it."
"I was recently in a museum in Europe So much Picasso I wanted to Pablow my brains out"