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Joke of the Day

"Cute names to call your girlfriend with 1.sugar 2.honey 3.flour 4.egg 5.1/2 lb butter 6.stir 7.pour into pan 8.preheat to 375"

"Where does a black Jew stand? At the *back* of the gas chamber."

"I lost two things today... Job in a morgue . . . . . . . . . . . and virginity"

"Me: *sneaks out of the house* *drives to another state* *hides in a cave* *quietly opens a bag of chips* My kids: Can we have some?"

"A turkey was about to cross the road... when a chicken appeared and said ""dont do that that, you will never hear the end of it"""

"I once dated a woman named Kim who hated to be called Kimberly. Then I dated a woman named Chelsea who really hated to be called Kimberly"

"I used to have a problem watching internet pornography... but then I upgraded from dial-up to a cable modem."

"Micheal J. Fox made a Twitch account. He doesn't play games, he just sits there."

"sometimes when i feel stupid, i look at the comments on the Walmart facebook page and feel better."

"Horrible Dubstep Joke Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist? He couldn't stop dropping the base!"