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Joke of the Day

"I saw a car with the registration plate 'BDR MNHF' earlier. Now I feel like I'm seeing it everywhere."

"While those 2 guys at the bar were just fantasizing about what they'd do with powerball winnings, I stole their ticket."

"""You never say you love me,"" wept my girlfriend. I walked up to her and said, ""You love me."""

"A guy orders a pizza He asks ""How long will the pizza be?"" The waiter replies ""About 12 inches."""

"What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken, eggs don't cum."

"What did the guitarist say to the magician... Pick a chord, any chord."

"Lesbians aren't that tough... In fact, they're all fucking pussies."

"""Sensitive"" guys who only retweet chicks, you're not fooling anyone."

"Why do they call it Anal Bleaching ? Surely it should be called changing your Ring Tone."

"I hate Cinco De Mayo! -Said no Juan ever"