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Joke of the Day

"Don't believe anything a weatherman says until he takes off the jacket and rolls up the sleeves."

"What's the difference between a Baby Hobbit and Taco Bell? One throws shire fits, and the other gives you fire shits."

"Jus made the jerk off motion at a baby because his mom is using coupons."

"Human Beings get rich as they grow old Silver in Hair; Gold in Teeth; Sugar in Blood; Precious Stones in Kidneys; . And a never ending supply of Gas!"

"In almost every situation, Nutella makes a great substitute for love."

"The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord."

"What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas? Rice."

"Who is the poorest guy in the south? The Tooth Fairy [LaughFactory](http://www.laughfactory.com)"

"Home is not where you live, but where they understand you."

"Kindergarten reunion??!?!?! I've gained like 100 pounds since then. No way I'm showing up!!!!"