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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when an immigrant and a pedophile get into a fight? Alien Vs. Predator"
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"What do you call a Mexican on a RIDING lawn mower? Promoted"
"Have you heard about the 2 tampons that could never get dates? [language] They were both stuck up cunts."
"What's better than double-fisting a newborn? HADOUKEN!!!"
"Why do Chinese people love NY? Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each."
"If I were Spock, I would spend 24 hours a day saying things like ""get out of my Vulcan face"" and ""are you Vulcan kidding me?"""
"what's the worst part about having sex with your pets? A week later they pretend they don't even know you."
"What's the difference between a garden hose and a the male prostate? Well, there is a vas deferens."
"I lost 15 pounds by moving my bathroom scales from a hard surface to carpet! Great success!"
"What do you call a well-hung gay man? Fruit by the foot."