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Joke of the Day
"Why do they put fences around graveyards? Because people are just dying to get in."
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"How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus? You pokemon"
"Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one? If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop"
"Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !"
"German sausage Ain't it the wurst?"
"What do you call someone who puts a picture of themselves in a locket? Independent"
"When asked by the creepy guy at the bar ""Why aren't you smiling?"" my go-to answer is always ""My yeast infection really is bubbling up."""
"Why do Jewish guys get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 10 percent off."
"What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? Make sure to come upstairs."
"guy who wrote the Folgers jingle never got woken up with a blowjob."