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Joke of the Day

"Poke joke Knock knock? who's there? Shaymin. Shaymin who? Shame in you!"

"Winehouse paramedic was intoxicated on duty... ... after attempting mouth to mouth resuscitation."

"Her: I can't cook because, I ""believe"" I can't cook. And you want to know what makes me believe that? Me: The arrival of the paramedics?"

"Me: *gets on scale* 5yo: Whoa! That's a lot of points!"

"Female Viagra Why has it taken so long to get a female version of Viagra? They couldn't get the women to agree on the color for the pill."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9"

"Hello?.... Steph? Man: Can I get Steph Curry's number? Operator: 1-800-war-rior Man: I tried that, but it didn't ring"

"Did you guys hear about the award winning farmer? Apparently he was outstanding in his field. [modified repost]"

"My Grandfather is deceased So I guess that makes me 1/4 Deceased?"

"20/20 asking Bobby Brown about his having sex with a ghost... "" What?! No, I'm sorry - I said it was a goat! """