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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sentinel with three hands? A watchman."
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"I Swear, These Jell-o Products Just Keep Getting Worse... It's almost like they're pudding in less effort. I'll see myself out."
"[family feud] Steve Harvey: Top 5 answers on the board, name a place you would plant evidence... Me: *buzzes first* EVIDENCE GARDEN"
"What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common? Both were caught with their finger in the dyke."
"What's the difference between a PhD in math and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four"
"Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar... The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die."
"Why did the Chicken cross the playground? To get to the other **SLIDE**."
"What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant."
"A woman is quick to reject a man that lives with his mother, but will accept a man that lives with his wife."
"Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez? At the pico de gallows."