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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sentinel with three hands? A watchman."

"My son's soccer coach just said, ""You can't spell ""triumph"" without 'try,'"" and the look my son and I shared will bond us forever."

"*reads online that you should befriend your coworkers with some water cooler talk* ME (to coworker): So, are you into water coolers?"

"Corny Joke I Heard On The Radio What did the one fish in the tank say to the other? ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"got my blood test results back today, and it's just as i feared. my body is filled with a ton of blood."

"I just bough t a new pair of sunglasses... So anytime I make a bad pun, I'm gonna put them on and *puts on sunglasses* Look cool."

"Live today like it's your last. But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."

"I love when people say to me... Omg! Your so funny on FB. If they only knew about my awesome copy & paste ability..They could be just as funny!"

"Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket"

"A man learned that every time he reposted a joke on Reddit, he gained a year to live. He was already immortal."