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Joke of the Day
"Why don't old people like tennis? There's too much racket"
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"Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention."
"My husband asked me why I never blink during sex, I told him there just isn't enough time."
"How do Japanese people ask for rice? Samurais?"
"Dad: Why are your nails painted two different colors? Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it?"
"My grandfather had his tongue shot off in the war. We could never get him to talk about it."
"A new prisoner meets Elsa in his new cell... A new prisoner meets Elsa in a cell in the prison. He asks her: ""Why are you here?"" And Elsa answers: ""Because they don't let me go."""
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hang onto your nuts, because this is going to be one hell of a blow job."
"I just got a job cleaning air ducts and I don't like it very much, but at least I have a job. Thanks for letting me vent."
"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"