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Joke of the Day

"I just bough t a new pair of sunglasses... So anytime I make a bad pun, I'm gonna put them on and *puts on sunglasses* Look cool."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his bottom."

"What do you call a shy rapper? Lil' Confidence"

"A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"How many guys in the friend zone does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just stand around and compliment it and get pissed off when it doesn't screw."

"If you are what you eat Then that explains why I'm such an asshole"

"Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance.. Ohmmmmmm."

"French Knock Knock Joke Frappe Frappe ! - Qui est la? Losty - Losty qui? Oui, c'est pourquoi j'ai frappe!"

"i love summer so much *sits around doing nothing*"

"Did you hear about the deformed linebacker? He had 4 sacks."