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Joke of the Day

"I just bough t a new pair of sunglasses... So anytime I make a bad pun, I'm gonna put them on and *puts on sunglasses* Look cool."

"Seriously Alejandro, stop calling Gaga. I think she's made it pretty clear she's not interested and frankly you can do better."

"My neighbour has had a record 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone's throw away in fact -StewartFrancis"

"What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"How does a black girl know she's pregnant? When she takes out her tampon, all of the cotton is picked."

"A man and a boy are walking through a dark forest. The boy says to the man ""I'm scared."" The man says, ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""

"I learned a lot of new stuff from my travel to North Korea... [deleted]"

"ISIS Awards Night The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed. Unfortunately Mohammed can't be with us tonight."

"I pity those who feel the need to brag about themselves to get people's attention. I hate them more than the scratch on my Lamborghini."

"I know a girl named Penny But because of inflation, she is going to change her name to Nickel soon."