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Joke of the Day

"My son's soccer coach just said, ""You can't spell ""triumph"" without 'try,'"" and the look my son and I shared will bond us forever."

"what sex position makes an ugly baby??? ASK YOUR MA!"

"A hole was found in the wall surrounding a nudist colony. The police are looking into it."

"My last girlfriend ate a like a bird She literally banged her head repeatedly onto the table to eat"

"I've been watching so much porn lately I spit on my hotdog before putting it the bun."

"Superb Waiter Our waiter went above and beyond his job description. He brought a lot to the table."

"I could've had a kid with a heroin addiction but Noooo. Instead my kid wants to join a Christian rock band."

"Does anybody know if you can hire somebody to go out and have beers with? I'm asking for a friend."

"2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2."

"The music played on HGTV shows can be described as ""Got drunk and wrote a dance song on a synthesizer."""