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Joke of the Day

"How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble."

"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make Then they call me ugly and poor."

"What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill? Tsunami Warning"

"What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today? Scratching at the lid of his coffin."

"PIGEON MAGICIAN: I want you to pick a car, any car...DONT TELL ME!. Ok [shits on windscreen] is THIS the car you chose?"

"Well, I guess I'll jump on the pirate train. What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? Finding a treasure chest with no booty."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because someone threw a fridge at her...."

"What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism? Allaboo Akbar."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-dwelling scum sucker. The other is a fish."

"A man was in a supermarket.... and he saw a man. He went up to him and said ""I know you from somewhere, are you famous?"" The man replies ""no no no... I'm famYOU""."