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Joke of the Day

"What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism? Allaboo Akbar."

"My first time... My first time having sex and playing football were a lot alike... When it was all said and done I was exhausted bruised and bloody... But atleast my dad came..."

"Hipster James Bond Movie - Oddjob uses a Fedora as a deadly throwing hat."

"Remember when waking up early on Saturday mornings involved cartoons and not untagging photos on Facebook?"

"Hey girl, are you my appendix? Because I'm not completely sure how you work, but this strange feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"I told a joke about Muhammad to a Muslim man.. And he blew up in my face!"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotopus"

"I see there's going to be a new PeeWee Herman movie on Netflix. It's a good thing it won't be in theaters."

"2 fish are in a tank The one asks, ""how do you shoot this?"""

"It's disturbing that when we see a man's mustache fall off we assume it's an identity theft situation and not a medical emergency"