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Joke of the Day

"PIGEON MAGICIAN: I want you to pick a car, any car...DONT TELL ME!. Ok [shits on windscreen] is THIS the car you chose?"

"What do you call a teacher who's always late? Mr. Buss"

"People who talk about me behind my back discussed me."

"[Mysoginistic joke] What's the definition of the perfect woman? Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight."

"A fun gym game is to drag your treadmill behind someone else's, and then run with a determined glare while holding a bat."

"What's snoop dogg's favorite author? Tolkien."

"What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida? In da-Nile"

"Show me a gay married couple And I'll show you a couple that hasn't been married 25 years."

"""It doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how you play the game."" -Losers"

"Here's a joke! Obamacare.... I can't afford it.... fml"