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Joke of the Day
"What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today? Scratching at the lid of his coffin."
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"Want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"
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"Boy that Neil Patrick Harris is a real, man's man."
"People who comment alternate punchlines can just fuck off like do they not realize how not funny it sounds after reading the original joke (okay come at me)"
"What do French people do when vacationing in Laos? They go swimming in Laotian"
"If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unnatractive They'd eventually find me attractive"
"If Google ever goes down and stays down, I'm fucked. I know four facts and they're all about elephants and I already forgot three of them."
"A pair of jumper cables goes into a bar After requesting a drink, the bartender says, ""OK... but just don't start anything."""