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Joke of the Day
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because someone threw a fridge at her...."
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"What do you call a penis with stamps on it? Male. Of course, if you have to sign for it, it's a package."
"Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat."
"Bread lovers of Reddit, how do you tell your ""Sandwich Artist"" that they got your order wrong? Oops, wrong sub"
"Whats the question to the answer ""it's a cockrobin"" What's that up my ass Batman?"
"the divorce rate for socks is 100%"
"What do you get... When you donkey eats my roosters 2 feet? 2 feet of my cock in your ass!"
"if i'm bleeding out in an alley & you approach me w/an app that would save me, but i'd have to login using facebook, i'd be fine w/just dyin"
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? The sausage tastes like shit."
"Cinderella was arrested for sexual assault... She was found sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming, ""Lie you bastard"""