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Joke of the Day

"One time I was in a bar and there was this really weird guy pouring booze all over his hand. Turned out he was trying to get his date drunk"

"Tsipras and Varoufakis now have a mandate. They will probably go for some retsina and gyros and perhaps catch a movie afterwards."

"A textile worker tried to come up with a new original joke. But they ran out of material."

"One time dad asked what my five-year plan was, and I said ""death or becoming a pirate king"" and he threw my cat Alan at me"

"So I met a terrorist the other day and asked him about his ethnicity. You wanna know what he said? I don't know, by then I ran."

"The police arrested 2 kids today One was eating batteries and the second was eating fireworks They charged the first one and let the other off"

"why are archaeologists so proud of their study? their work is always groundbreaking"

"A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face. Edit: Come on! It s a joke, don t get butt hurt! And yes, I spelled woman wrong, who cares?"

"Friend: just be yourself. Me: Be myself? Be myself?! Some of the most successful people I know aren't myself. That's horrible advice"

"What type of bees produce milk? Boo-bees!"