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Joke of the Day

"Guy exposes himself with a boner and is arrested. How did he get off? It wouldn't stand up in court"

"Why are Jews so bad at maths? Cause they can never find the final solution"

"If the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers is IBEW... Does that make the International Sisterhood of Electrical Workers ISEW?"

"With Girls Gone Wild bankrupt wild girls no longer have a home. Many of them will be put down. Please. Adopt a wild girl. Before she's gone."

"For Halloween I put a empty bowl outside my door with a sign that says ""please take one"" That way it looks like I actually had candy once"

"[zoo] ""This is the bear kids"" Wow I want his arms ""What? You cant ha.."" *kid shows tour guide 2nd amendment* ""Bring him the arms smh"""

"Malaysia airlines are having a huge sale Flights to any destination in the world for $499 one way.... return flights not available"

"If someone stole Sherlock Holmes' magnifying glass, how would he search for clues? Using watSonar"

"It's like these people at the liquor store have never seen somebody pay with this much change"

"What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison."