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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."

"Millions of innocent coconuts are murdered each year so you can drink their nutritious blood you insensitive health freak"

"You know what they say about Hitler? He was this tall and he lived over there."

"Boss: Lunch meeting, let's go. Me: Do I have to? Boss: Free food and unlimited alcohol. Me: *moonwalks to the car*"

"What did the necrophiliac have at the funeral Mourning wood"

"good artists copy ,, great artists steal i say to myself as i shove several marley and me dvds into my pants. im a dog lover wat can i say"

"ME: [on the phone] Plz come home from work WIFE: Why ME: Theres a spider in the bathroom WIFE: so kill it ME:[whispering] its got my gun"

"Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas is she still your cousin?"

"Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons? Because blonde boys aren't all that bright either."

"A thousand millibar go into a bar... ..."