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Joke of the Day

"I know they say faith.. I know they say faith can move mountains but we have all seen what it can do to skyscrapers."

"What's the difference between my dick and my wifes vibrater? The vibrater can actually make her orgasm. (Sorry for spelling.)"

"Paris Hilton was arrested for coke possession. Said her family, ""If you love cocaine so much Paris, why don't you Marriott?"""

"What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb? I have made a grave mistake."

"Do you ever look at teachers and think ""I could do that"" and then remember you hate kids?"

"Two guys are busted stealing a calender The both got 6 months"

"Why didn't Hitler ever order a french dip? Because he hates au jus."

"What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? http://www.madoodle.com/doodle/view/2989/"

"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a doctor and two nurses to get it out."

"What do you call a cock blocker? A knobstacle."